I'm a Doctor...

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Star Trek is famous for their Doctor's saying "I'm a Doctor, not a ..." then whatever they're not. It goes clear back to the original series with every doctor since saying this famous phrase at some time or another. McCoy holds the record for saying it the most times but our favorite EMH from Voyager is catching up! Below is the known times that McCoy, Crusher, Bashir, and the EMH have the
phrase. If anyone has one I missed please e-mail it to me!

Dr. Leonard McCoy (TOS))-
"I'm a Doctor, not an Engineer"  - ??
"I'm a Doctor, not a bricklayer" - The Devil in the Dark
 "I'm a Doctor, not a moon shuttle conductor" - The Corbomite Maneuver
 "I'm a Doctor, not a psychiatrist" - The City on the Edge of Forever
"I'm a Doctor, not a mechanic" - The Doomsday Machine & The Empath
"I'm a Doctor, not a scientist" - Metamorphosis
"I'm a Doctor, not a physicist" - Metamorphosis
 "I'm a Doctor, not an escalator" - Friday's Child
 "I'm a Doctor, not a magician" - The Deadly Years
 "I'm a Doctor, not a flesh peddler" - Return to Tomorrow
 "I'm a Doctor, not a coal miner" - The Empath
 

 Dr. Beverly Crusher (TNG) -
"I'm a doctor, remember, not a fusion engineer." - Here There Be Dragons
 

 Dr. Julian Bashir (DS9) -
 "I'm a Doctor, not a historian" - Trials and Tribble-ations
 "I'm a Doctor, not a botanist." - The Wire
 "I'm a Doctor, not an insurgent" - Vengeance
 

 The Doctor (VOY) -
"I'm a Doctor, not a doorstop" - First Contact
"I'm a Doctor, not a database" - Future's End, Part II
"I'm a Doctor, not a decorator" - The Phage
"I'm a Doctor, not a bartender" - Twisted
"I'm a Doctor, not a performer" - Investigations
"I'm a Doctor, not a counter-insurgant" - Basics, Part II
"I'm a Doctor, not a voyeur" - Parturition
"I'm a Doctor, not a jailer" - Ghost of a Chance
 

EMH-2 -
 "I'm a Doctor, not a commando" - Message in a Bottle


The disease spreads...

Lt. Tom Paris (VOY) -
        "I'm a pilot, not a doctor" - Message in a Bottle
 

Lt. B'Elanna Torres (VOY) -
"I'm an engineer, dammit, not a soldier!" - Ragnarok
 

  While going through our extensive database we have found examples from the past that indicate this phrase was used as far back as 1998!! On something called a television show we have found this quote...

"Jesse's a healer, not a fighter.." -- Dr. Marc Sloan (Diagnosis Murder)